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Archive for May, 2008

Latest Obama Ad

I, for one, think it resonates well with the public. I know that more than anything, nice man-breasts on my presidential candidates is extremely important, which is why I inherently REFUSE to vote for a woman! I doubt McCain’s man-breasts are as nice as Obama’s.

Barack Hussein Obama is a Moron: Part II

It could be that you’ve already heard, but I just have to post about Barack Hussein Obama’s latest gaff. This man, more and more, continues to exude the fact that he is totally unequipped mentally to occupy the office of the President of the United States.
“On this Memorial Day, as our nation honors its unbroken [...]

Just a Spoon Full of Sugar

I sincerely apologize to you 3 readers for my lack of postings here lately. The holiday weekend in conjunction with a horrible mystery illness has not only left me with a lack for words, but has also given me no motivation to boot the trusty laptop up to impress you all with my wit, candor [...]

In The Name Of A Hoax: Part V

Let me just set the record straight on my views of Global Warming. I believe that there is such a thing as climate change. We see it four times a year with our seasons. Throughout the history of earth, we see evidence in Ice Ages, etc. We see natural cycles and patterns that are irrefutable. [...]

The Audacity of our Legal System

Whether is McDonald’s getting sued for serving a hot beverage, “big tobacco” being taken to court for selling a product meant for enjoyment, or Apple having to put warnings on their iPod’s informing users that loud noises can damage their ears, our legal system is so abhorrently corrupt and useless that I believe we need [...]

Gee, what was your first clue?

I watched a really cool show in the History Channel last weekend called Gangland, and the specific episode I watched covered gang activity in Chicago. It covered the Black Disciples and other gangs which ran their crews out of government housing projects. It was actually quite fascinating. The common ideology that was purveyed from these [...]

No IE for Me

Dude, I just viewed this site in Internet Explorer for the first time… Oh boy.. People, please use FireFox if you’re going to read this banter. IE doesn’t do this site ANY justice, whatsoever.

Fusion Man!

Oh my goodness! This is the absolute coolest thing EVAH!
Years ago, aviation enthusiast and inventor Yves Rossy dreamed of soaring through the sky like a bird.
In 2006 that dream took flight.
Known as Switzerland’s “Fusion Man,” Rossy in November 2006 became the first man in the world to fly with wings and four jet engines strapped [...]

Oh, Happy Day!

If you’re a fan of the iTunes store, the AppleTV and great HBO programming, then this article will surely make you squeel!
HBO and Apple today announced that U.S. customers can now purchase and download HBO programming from Apple’s iTunes service.
The line-up of programs will include the Emmy Award-winning programs “The Sopranos,” “Sex and the City,” [...]

Top 10 things Obama plans on doing on the campaign trail after visiting all 57 states

I’m stealing this from Sharp As A Marble, because it’s oh, so funny.

Try all 45 flavors at Baskin Robins
Watch Snow White and the 9 Dwarves with his kids
Divide by Zero
Push for legislation declaring Pi to be 2.75
Run the quarter mile in 1,230 feet.
Hope
Change
Bowl a 38

And the number one thing Obama plans on doing on the [...]