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Archive for July, 2008

Just Say No!

No, not to drugs… Well, yeah, drugs too. But I’m talking about Just Saying No to Exercise! WOO! FINALLY! The beer drinking, couch potato’s shining light from above! It’s called AICAR!
An ‘exercise pill’ that makes the body fit without moving a muscle has been hailed by scientists following stunning test results.
The drug fools the muscles [...]

Glittering Jewel of Colossal Ignorance

I kid you not people. I absolutely kid you not. Barack Obama was in a town-hall style event with supporters and addressed energy issues in Springfield, MO. Oh my goodness, I cannot believe how pathetically stupid and absolutely ignorant this man is. Here’s what he said about drilling as a way to lower fuel prices [...]

The Douche Bag Series

Here’s a new series of Barack Obama ad’s I made. It’s called the Douche Bag series. Enjoy.

Click them to see the full sizes.

Citizen Kaine

Just what exactly is Barack Obama up to these days? The buzz and speculation swarming around the water cooler is that Obama’s front runner in the nod for the VP is Tim Kaine, a moderately conservative democrat from the state of Virginia. According to ontheissues.org, Kaine is a strong supporter of the [...]

Minor Updates

I’ve added a couple of things to the site that you might notice. The first is an option for readers to “rate” an individual post. If you like what I wrote, rate it high. If it sucks, let me know about it.
On the side bar, you’ll also notice a new “Poll” feature. I’ll randomly post [...]

Quote of the Day

“…You are a glittering jewel of colossal ignorance…” – Sir. Rush Limbaugh referring to Barack Hussein Obama.

Crap Economy

I’ll tell you one thing, nothing says “recession” and “crap economy” like a 200,000 square-foot expansion at one of Nashville’s 99 local shopping malls!
The owners of CoolSprings Galleria plan a 200,000 square foot addition to the mall, an open-air shopping center with rooftop parking decks that will be built in 2011 on its existing parking [...]

Quote of the Day

“A taxpayer voting for Barack Obama is like a chicken voting for Colonel Sanders.”
Simple, yet eloquent and true.
UPDATE:
Salena made an awesomely cool button reflecting the above quote and I wanted to steal it from her…

Nation Of Whiners – My Top 10

Just to preface, I haven’t read anything about Phil Gramm calling the United States a Nation of Whiners; I’ve just read the headlines. That being said, I have no idea what case Gramm was making when he said those words, but I’d like to point out a few of the reasons why I feel like [...]

Anger, Violation, Uncontrollable Hatred

All feelings I have right now. There are more feelings stewing around in my soul, but I can’t distinguish them from the others right now. I took the little one to get some ice cream last night, came back, locked the truck up and went in the house.
This morning, I’m walking outside to take the [...]