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		<title>Bill Gates Stepping Down?</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 27 Jun 2008 17:42:28 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mays</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I hadn&#8217;t heard until today. The man did something no one has ever been able to match and he&#8217;ll surely go down as one of the greatest businessmen and intelligent figures in history. God speed, Bill Gates. God speed.

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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I hadn&#8217;t heard <a href="http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,372486,00.html" target="_blank">until today</a>. The man did something no one has ever been able to match and he&#8217;ll surely go down as one of the greatest businessmen and intelligent figures in history. God speed, Bill Gates. God speed.</p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://www.candyforidiots.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/06/0_62_062508_billgates.jpg"><img class="size-full wp-image-170" title="0_62_062508_billgates" src="http://www.candyforidiots.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/06/0_62_062508_billgates.jpg" alt="" width="320" height="240" /></a></p>
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		<title>Awesome Outlook Email Signature</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[So here&#8217;s an awesome email signature that I&#8217;ve been using lately. I just wanted to post it in case you use Outlook and have been in need for a change.

Pretty cool, huh? Anyhoo&#8230; The code is after the break&#8230;

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&#60;TBODY&#62;
&#60;TR&#62;
&#60;TD width=8 rowSpan=3&#62;&#60;FONT face="Arial, Helvetica, Geneva, Sans-Serif" color=#000000 size=1&#62; &#60;/FONT&#62;&#60;/TD&#62;
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>So here&#8217;s an awesome email signature that I&#8217;ve been using lately. I just wanted to post it in case you use Outlook and have been in need for a change.</p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-148 aligncenter" title="signature" src="http://www.candyforidiots.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/06/signature.jpg" alt="" width="466" height="255" /></p>
<p style="text-align: left;">Pretty cool, huh? Anyhoo&#8230; The code is after the break&#8230;</p>
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<pre>&lt;TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 width=434 border=0&gt;
&lt;TBODY&gt;
&lt;TR&gt;
&lt;TD width=8 rowSpan=3&gt;&lt;FONT face="Arial, Helvetica, Geneva, Sans-Serif" color=#000000 size=1&gt; &lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/TD&gt;
&lt;TD vAlign=top width=2 rowSpan=5&gt;&lt;IMG height=128 src="<span style="color: #ff0000;">http://www.candyforidiots.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/06/orange_spacer.gif</span>" width=2 border=0&gt;&lt;/TD&gt;
&lt;TD align=middle rowSpan=3&gt;
&lt;TABLE width=434 border=0&gt;
&lt;TBODY&gt;
&lt;TR&gt;
&lt;TD width=374 rowSpan=2&gt;&lt;FONT face="Arial, Helvetica, Geneva, Sans-Serif" color=#000000 size=2&gt;&lt;b&gt;First M Last&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;BR&gt;
&lt;FONT face="Arial, Helvetica, Geneva, Sans-Serif" color=#666666 size=1&gt;Title/Position&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;BR&gt;&lt;BR&gt;&lt;FONT face="Arial, Helvetica, Geneva, Sans-Serif" color=#f26522 size=1&gt;T&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;FONT face="Arial, Helvetica, Geneva, Sans-Serif" color=#000000 size=1&gt; (555) 555-5555&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;BR&gt;
&lt;FONT face="Arial, Helvetica, Geneva, Sans-Serif" color=#f26522 size=1&gt;M&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;FONT face="Arial, Helvetica, Geneva, Sans-Serif" color=#000000 size=1&gt; (555) 555-5555&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;BR&gt;
&lt;FONT face="Arial, Helvetica, Geneva, Sans-Serif" color=#f26522 size=1&gt;E&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;FONT face="Arial, Helvetica, Geneva, Sans-Serif" color=#000000 size=1&gt; user@domain.com&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;BR&gt;
&lt;A href="http://"&gt;&lt;FONT face=Arial color=#f26522 size=1&gt;companywebsite.com&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/A&gt;&lt;/TD&gt;
&lt;TD width=246&gt;
&lt;P align=right&gt;&lt;IMG src="<span style="color: #ff0000;">http://www.candyforidiots.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/06/companylogo.jpg</span>" border=0&gt;&lt;/A&gt;&lt;/P&gt;&lt;/TD&gt;&lt;/TR&gt;
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&lt;FONT face="Arial, Helvetica, Geneva, Sans-Serif" color=#000000 size=1&gt;Company Slogan or some other funny or witty remark.&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/a&gt;
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&lt;FONT face="Arial, Helvetica, Geneva, Sans-Serif" color=#000000 size=1&gt; Company Name&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;FONT face="Arial, Helvetica, Geneva, Sans-Serif" color=#f26522 size=2&gt;•&lt;/FONT&gt;
&lt;FONT face="Arial, Helvetica, Geneva, Sans-Serif" color=#000000 size=1&gt; Address Line 1&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;FONT face="Arial, Helvetica, Geneva, Sans-Serif" color=#f26522 size=2&gt;•&lt;/FONT&gt;
&lt;FONT face="Arial, Helvetica, Geneva, Sans-Serif" color=#000000 size=1&gt; City, ST &lt;/FONT&gt;
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&lt;DIV align=justify&gt;&lt;BR&gt;&lt;FONT face="Arial, Helvetica, Geneva, Sans-Serif" color=#666666 size=1&gt;This e-mail, including any attachments, is intended for the use of the person to whom it is addressed and may contain information that is privileged and confidential. If the reader of this e-mail is not the intended recipient, or the employee or agent responsible to deliver it to the intended recipient, you are hereby notified that any dissemination, distribution or copying of this information is protected under the law and STRICTLY PROHIBITED. If you have received this e-mail message in error, please notify the sender and delete the related e-mail and any attachments.&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/DIV&gt;&lt;/TD&gt;&lt;/TR&gt;&lt;/TBODY&gt;&lt;/TABLE&gt;&lt;BR&gt;</pre>
<p>OK, so the parts that have been highlighted in <span style="color: #ff0000;">RED<span style="color: #000000;"> are parts where you need to download image files and inset them into your signature. Here are the image files you need.</span></span></p>
<p class="download"><a href="http://www.candyforidiots.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/06/orange_spacer.gif">orange_spacer.gif </a>, <a href="http://www.candyforidiots.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/06/grey_spacer.gif">grey_spacer.gif</a>, <a href="http://www.candyforidiots.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/06/companylogo.jpg">companylogo.jpg</a></p>
<p>Anyway, what you have to do is create a new signature, put these files in a folder in the same location as your signature files &lt;docs &amp; settings\%username%\application data\microsoft\signatures\sigfiles&gt; or something like that. Then refer to the files using &#8220;sigfiles\grey_spacer.gif&#8221;, etc. I edit my html signatures with notepad, since Word will most likely screw up the formatting. Stay away from Word if you can.</p>
<p>If you have any issues getting it to work, post a comment and I&#8217;ll help you.</p>
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